mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him
mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him
You think Jane made Tarzan shower before he murdered them cheeks or you think she let him hit gangrene, fleas and all
Jane sucked the smegma and moss off his dick.
I love how its eyebrows just shoot up when the thing disappears. XD
Five towers of balls of various masses, aligned perfectly and colliding elastically. A most realistic setup indeed. :D
I love that fact that he is surprised about the hair. Like he knows his ass is fine but the hair was a surprise
Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked.
With the Brexit inevitably going to cause an immediate response by the Scottish and North Irish to leave the United Kingdom, Queen Elizabeth II will have fully overseen the dissolution of the English empire during her lifetime.
i always see posts making fun of quatre-vingt-dix-neuf meaning 99 and the French numeric system in general
but have you ever seen the French for What is that?
it’s qu’est-ce que c’est? and it literally translates to
what is this that this is?
what’s dropping faster, the value of the pound or my will to live